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Livebait McKinney
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You started #1 off with Doris Ziffel. I am outraged! There is only one woman in hillbillydum[my word by the way] who can wear that crown! Granny ….Clampett?. I dont no her but by Granny, but she has been my ideal of what a woman is ,and I always hoped Id grow up to be just as fine a woman as she.My Grandchildren call me Granny, and one day I hope to live up to her name. She could wear her old tater sack skirt and boots or her fur and be just as hot in either. When she grabs her shotgun and heads after somebody it just makes me wanna do it too.

Wont even comment on Jethrine Bodine.She was always jealous of Granny.

As for Ralph on Green Acres, she got romantically involved with her co-worker [see uppity northern snobs, even hillbillys have those]. Of course it was only after much pushing and primping from that ugly hag Lisa Douglas. But they were still a couple when the show ended.

Lulu Roman, wow, now theres a siren. She had it all, smile, curves, big hair,and could she sing, the whole package.

On to Mayberry. In keeping with the theme of this topic, how could you forget Thelma Lou. She was actually Barneys steady girl long before Andy had a steady girl. And Aunt Beas friend was Clara, I believe Johnson was her last name. She should have authored a beauty/ pickling book, it was rumored that she used her secret pickling recipe for her skin as well. I hope that recipe didnt die with her. Well, this has been fun, cant wait for more.