Comments on: Who Was The Hottest Hillbilly Girl Ever?

By: Chester B. Molester

Chester B. Molester — Sun, 27 Nov 2011 20:32:33 +0000

My sister has always been the sexiest hillbilly we have 6 children togater

By: Wilbert C. Percivial

Wilbert C. Percivial — Sun, 27 Nov 2011 20:24:24 +0000

A sexy hillbilly is a female who has hair from her bellybutton to the middle of her back and smells like a dead carp on the beach in july!!

By: Jimbob who married his first cousin Hilda

Jimbob who married his first cousin Hilda — Sun, 27 Nov 2011 20:18:47 +0000

A ozark beuity is someone who has MOST of her teeth

By: Pappy

Pappy — Fri, 03 Jun 2011 15:18:10 +0000

Whats a matter with youall people eneyway Eillymay is the hottest hillbilly gal of all time.

By: mythbuster2009

mythbuster2009 — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 08:47:56 +0000

That’s a great pic of Jane Hathaway, Hillbilly Crackpot! Very typical of the expression constantly seen ‘in character’ on the show. Whoops – guess I almost gave my age right out there – since I still remember that show!

By: The Crazy Hillbilly

The Crazy Hillbilly — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 14:17:08 +0000

Hello Cyberbilly, do ya reckon Daisy Duke belongs up here with the likes of such hotties as Jethrine Bodine and LuLu Roman?

By: Cyberbilly

Cyberbilly — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 11:14:13 +0000

Whar the hail iz Daisy Duke?

By: Livebait McKinney

Livebait McKinney — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 08:12:11 +0000

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By: Granny Vaughn

Granny Vaughn — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 08:26:01 +0000

This is great! First off it would go.. I wish they all could be like Kentucky girls..etc.

You started #1 off with Doris Ziffel. I am outraged! There is only one woman in hillbillydum[my word by the way] who can wear that crown! Granny ….Clampett?. I dont no her but by Granny, but she has been my ideal of what a woman is ,and I always hoped Id grow up to be just as fine a woman as she.My Grandchildren call me Granny, and one day I hope to live up to her name. She could wear her old tater sack skirt and boots or her fur and be just as hot in either. When she grabs her shotgun and heads after somebody it just makes me wanna do it too.

Wont even comment on Jethrine Bodine.She was always jealous of Granny.

As for Ralph on Green Acres, she got romantically involved with her co-worker [see uppity northern snobs, even hillbillys have those]. Of course it was only after much pushing and primping from that ugly hag Lisa Douglas. But they were still a couple when the show ended.

Lulu Roman, wow, now theres a siren. She had it all, smile, curves, big hair,and could she sing, the whole package.

On to Mayberry. In keeping with the theme of this topic, how could you forget Thelma Lou. She was actually Barneys steady girl long before Andy had a steady girl. And Aunt Beas friend was Clara, I believe Johnson was her last name. She should have authored a beauty/ pickling book, it was rumored that she used her secret pickling recipe for her skin as well. I hope that recipe didnt die with her. Well, this has been fun, cant wait for more.

By: Rich from Wichita

Rich from Wichita — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 04:00:19 +0000

I remember watching Jethrine when I was very young on the Beverly Hillbillies – I was mesmerized. So demure and charming, yet such a brute. A classic 1960s moment and some of Max Baer’s finest work (next to Macon County Line).

By: Jackie

Jackie — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 22:21:13 +0000

I feel ashamed…sorry Misty, bet you’re beautiful on the inside!!

By: The Crazy Hillbilly

The Crazy Hillbilly — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 20:56:22 +0000

You shouldnt say such things about that poor homely girl Misty – all hillbilly women is God’s chil’ens and all God’s chil’ens need love

By: Jackie

Jackie — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 20:53:33 +0000

Darn it!! they’ve got me all jealous now…they’re smouldering, apart from Misty Rowe…eww

By: doug friend

doug friend — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 00:48:25 +0000

love it

By: Smitty

Smitty — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 16:23:10 +0000

Dang! I was really expecting to see some hillbilly hotties when I found this page! I wasn’t disappointed when I saw that Misty Rowe chick, never heard of her but she looks sweet.

Jethrine and the rest of them… mercy!

By: clash

clash — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 06:51:27 +0000

I would like to take this time to officially nominate Barney Fife for two prestigious awards: hottest hillbilly woman, and hottest hillbilly man.

By: Funny Signs

Funny Signs — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 22:36:02 +0000

That is a great post . I got loads of laughs. My favorite is Daisy Duke and Ellie May.

By: The Crazy Hillbilly

The Crazy Hillbilly — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 15:40:40 +0000

Hmmm, I used to know a Kimberly Owens when I went to college… Thanks for your comment and I do agree that Hillbilly women are the best of all.

By: kimberly owens

kimberly owens — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 08:37:48 +0000

As an aging hill-billy transplant living out here in California, my belief in myself has been restored by your wonderful photos. Thabks for reminding me that eastern Kentucky women ROCK! -regardless of our age…:)

By: Clem Bob

Clem Bob — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 00:30:36 +0000

I remember Aunt Beas friend, but I don’t recall her name. She was slim and trim with black hair and a real looker. If I remember correctly she was the one who won all the Pickle contests wasn’t she?

Just think, beautiful AND she can make pickles too! What a catch!