Hillbilly Crackpot » outhouse http://www.hillbillycrackpot.com Humor & Entertainment from the Kentucky Bluegrass Fri, 12 Mar 2010 22:51:18 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Outhouse Diving For Drunk Hillbilly Girl http://www.hillbillycrackpot.com/hillbilly-outhouse-diving/ http://www.hillbillycrackpot.com/hillbilly-outhouse-diving/#comments Sun, 14 Dec 2008 00:33:47 +0000 The Crazy Hillbilly http://crazyhillbilly.wordpress.com/?p=109 I have never lived in a house where we had to have an outhouse, but I do recall family members who did. Whenever we went to stay with any of these people we knew that we were going to be trudging out to the outhouse in the middle of the night.

According to some stories there was a 12 year old girl who went out around midnight to go to the outhouse. A long time passed but she didn’t come back into the house. Her parents became very worried and went out to check on her. The outhouse door was shut so they knocked on the door, “Are ya in thar? (Spoken as one word ‘ar-yin-thar’)” There was no reply.

The father opened the door to find the outhouse empty. They searched all around the yard and the barn but could not find her.

Suddenly the mother got a terrible idea. What if she had fallen into the outhouse pit? The father ran back to the outhouse and began yelling down the hole. He started tearing and pushing the outhouse walls down and…

]]> http://www.hillbillycrackpot.com/hillbilly-outhouse-diving/feed/ 6 Big City Outhouse http://www.hillbillycrackpot.com/hillbilly-telephone-booth/ http://www.hillbillycrackpot.com/hillbilly-telephone-booth/#comments Mon, 08 Dec 2008 18:00:46 +0000 The Crazy Hillbilly http://crazyhillbilly.wordpress.com/?p=46 http://www.hillbillycrackpot.com/hillbilly-telephone-booth/feed/ 2 Brand New Hillbilly Two Seater http://www.hillbillycrackpot.com/brand-new-hillbilly-two-seater/ http://www.hillbillycrackpot.com/brand-new-hillbilly-two-seater/#comments Fri, 05 Dec 2008 12:00:47 +0000 The Crazy Hillbilly http://crazyhillbilly.wordpress.com/?p=56 If you are wondering whether or not two seater outhouses existed, they did. I saw a two seater outhouse once when we were visiting some family. Even then I wondered why two people would be sitting within inches of each other while doing their “dirty business”.

Think of the romantic moments maw and paw could share when they sat side by side, perhaps whispering in each others ear as they sat there working hard to fill up the outhouse pit. When I think about that I imagine her saying something like “I shore do love you paw but by lawd you stink worse than the hogs!”

Taking a dump in an outhouse is a little different than sitting on your shiny porcelain toilet. In an outhouse there is no flushing. Below the outhouse is a pit and when “something” drops into it, it can be loud. When the pit gets near to the top the outhouse must be moved and a new pit dug. The old pit is covered over and filled in and generally avoided by everyone. Often, later on after they all…

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