Hillbilly Crackpot » Hillbilly Women http://www.hillbillycrackpot.com Humor & Entertainment from the Kentucky Bluegrass Mon, 02 May 2011 17:38:47 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Mamaw Gerty And Merly Jean http://www.hillbillycrackpot.com/mamaw-gerty-and-merly-jean/ http://www.hillbillycrackpot.com/mamaw-gerty-and-merly-jean/#comments Tue, 27 Jan 2009 02:53:11 +0000 Gerty & Merly Jean http://www.hillbillycrackpot.com/?p=299 Howdy y’all my names Gerty and sum guy done told me that if I wood write sumthin fer his website then I cud get real famus and mebee wind up gittin rich one day. Lawd, it shore wood be right nice to be livin high on the hawg! Welp, since I warnt doin nothin anyhow but apart from fatnin up these here three possums me and my bruther done catched and baby sittin fer my 16 grand chilluns so I up and decided I wood write sumthin.

My furst problim was I never did larn to read nor write, but I have a grand youngin named Merly Jean that kin write so these here words are her a writin down what I’m a tellin her.

Well let me tell you what I was mad to my soul when I lissened to my young Merly Jean read what was on this here website. If y’all dont stop makin funna us hill folks I’m a gonna get my Merly Jean to hep me make my own website and tell everbody not to go to that hillbilly crackpot website …

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