Comments on: Hillbilly Ways To Recycle And Be Green http://www.hillbillycrackpot.com/hillbilly-ways-to-recycle-and-be-green/ Humor & Entertainment from the Kentucky Bluegrass Thu, 12 Aug 2010 06:31:43 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 By: Gregory Brown http://www.hillbillycrackpot.com/hillbilly-ways-to-recycle-and-be-green/#comment-247 Gregory Brown Thu, 21 Jan 2010 09:36:00 +0000 http://www.hillbillycrackpot.com/?p=312#comment-247 Granny, After reading those other stories, I'd say some of y'all need to go get some more book learnin! I've seen chickin scratchin that was easier to read! I was born in Kentucy and I ain't no hillbilly! I'm a briar, but prefer to be called a "redneck." My great grandma lived down in the hills. And we used a Sears & Robuk catalog in the out house when we visited her. Most of what you said I can believe..., except for one thing! Corn cobs don't make good toilet paper! I've never done that! I have used leaves when I would hike out into the middle of nowhere! Now I know how to butcher a chidken too. And I've eaten more than a few backs! But I caught you on one mistake. You might eat a turkey's neck, but that poor old chicken never had a neck worth eatin'. Just go to the grocery and try to buy a chicken neck. It can't be done! Oh, one more thing. Hillbillies are from Michigan!! Now that I think about it, there were a lot of hillbillies movin to Virginia too!. I'd be careful how you talk back to them. They nearly started their own private war, and I'm not kidding! Really!!! Did you eat the gizzards too? With eight of us at the table, I'd eat just about anything I could get my hands on! And that included gizzards! And that little tip on the wings..., I'd eat them too! Don't let me down! Write back reel soon! Granny,

After reading those other stories, I’d say some of y’all need to go get some more book learnin!
I’ve seen chickin scratchin that was easier to read!

I was born in Kentucy and I ain’t no hillbilly! I’m a briar, but prefer to be called a “redneck.” My great grandma lived down in the hills. And we used a Sears & Robuk catalog in the out house when we visited her.

Most of what you said I can believe…, except for one thing! Corn cobs don’t make good toilet paper! I’ve never done that! I have used leaves when I would hike out into the middle of nowhere!

Now I know how to butcher a chidken too. And I’ve eaten more than a few backs! But I caught you on one mistake. You might eat a turkey’s neck, but that poor old chicken never had a neck worth eatin’. Just go to the grocery and try to buy a chicken neck. It can’t be done!

Oh, one more thing. Hillbillies are from Michigan!! Now that I think about it, there were a lot of hillbillies movin to Virginia too!. I’d be careful how you talk back to them. They nearly started their own private war, and I’m not kidding! Really!!!

Did you eat the gizzards too? With eight of us at the table, I’d eat just about anything I could get my hands on! And that included gizzards! And that little tip on the wings…, I’d eat them too!

Don’t let me down! Write back reel soon!

]]> By: Karen M. http://www.hillbillycrackpot.com/hillbilly-ways-to-recycle-and-be-green/#comment-197 Karen M. Fri, 24 Jul 2009 12:14:18 +0000 http://www.hillbillycrackpot.com/?p=312#comment-197 You ole hillbilly's are all kooky and crazy, what do you do with used condoms? You ole hillbilly’s are all kooky and crazy, what do you do with used condoms?

]]> By: Granny Vaughn http://www.hillbillycrackpot.com/hillbilly-ways-to-recycle-and-be-green/#comment-125 Granny Vaughn Mon, 16 Feb 2009 06:01:54 +0000 http://www.hillbillycrackpot.com/?p=312#comment-125 Coal had many good uses in Kentucky, though most have never heard of recyclin like this.There was parts of the coal that was cast off. They would pile it in big mounds sometimes big enough to be called a hill. These mounds were called Slate Dumps. You could slide down them,snow covered or not, iffn you had an old milk jug split open, or a old dog food bag.But stay on or you git yer clothes stained..."black as coal", then mom would git ya! Coal had many good uses in Kentucky, though most have never heard of recyclin like this.There was parts of the coal that was cast off. They would pile it in big mounds sometimes big enough to be called a hill. These mounds were called Slate Dumps. You could slide down them,snow covered or not, iffn you had an old milk jug split open, or a old dog food bag.But stay on or you git yer clothes stained…”black as coal”, then mom would git ya!

]]> By: Merly Jean http://www.hillbillycrackpot.com/hillbilly-ways-to-recycle-and-be-green/#comment-106 Merly Jean Tue, 27 Jan 2009 19:34:15 +0000 http://www.hillbillycrackpot.com/?p=312#comment-106 Hello Granny Corder I dont no ya ner nuthin but my Mamaw always has a sayin when she dont like the looks a sumthin or is a complanin. She says that haint werth a corder! I never did no that they was rilly som rill Corders out thar I haint never met nary til now. Are Corders bad? No fence but I wud like ta know why Mamaw Gerty always says that Hello Granny Corder I dont no ya ner nuthin but my Mamaw always has a sayin when she dont like the looks a sumthin or is a complanin. She says that haint werth a corder! I never did no that they was rilly som rill Corders out thar I haint never met nary til now. Are Corders bad? No fence but I wud like ta know why Mamaw Gerty always says that

]]> By: Artists Corner http://www.hillbillycrackpot.com/hillbilly-ways-to-recycle-and-be-green/#comment-104 Artists Corner Tue, 27 Jan 2009 15:51:43 +0000 http://www.hillbillycrackpot.com/?p=312#comment-104 Unca Hank said not to forget the time the bank foreclosed cousin Jubel's farm, and Jubel and aunt Minnie had to move to the pour house, and we got to recycle eight of the chillun' into brand new farm hands! Boy howdy, that cut the days chores in half, if'n you could get 'em all off'n their behinds to work. Though it got a little crowded 'bout supper time, and the beds were a little more crowded, it was a lot warmer, on them cold nights, all them bodies snuggled together, and a couple of more dogs warmed things up right smart. Shoot, thats where I found muh wife Bitsy, on one of those extry cold nights. ~Lil' Brother Ephrum~. Unca Hank said not to forget the time the bank foreclosed cousin Jubel’s farm, and Jubel and aunt Minnie had to move to the pour house, and we got to recycle eight of the chillun’ into brand new farm hands! Boy howdy, that cut the days chores in half, if’n you could get ‘em all off’n their behinds to work. Though it got a little crowded ’bout supper time, and the beds were a little more crowded, it was a lot warmer, on them cold nights, all them bodies snuggled together, and a couple of more dogs warmed things up right smart. Shoot, thats where I found muh wife Bitsy, on one of those extry cold nights. ~Lil’ Brother Ephrum~.

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